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Rulers of Alternate Dimentions

Had to reduce the size on this one, it was too hecking chonky

blegh, I know I shouldn’t care about having a consistent art style, but it hurts drawing the same character only 4 days apart and them looking completely different

Nick Offerman Answers the Web’s Most Searched Questions
–WIRED, 2020

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reminder that my commissions are open as they are currently my only source of income! i have LOTS of options at various prices and i can work in a variety of styles if wanted!

i also have a ko-fi if you'd rather contribute something a bit smaller (or check out some stuff from my shop)!

thank you!!!

being madly in love with someone platonically is so ridiculous. hey man i think about you all the time. i wish you were here right now. talking to you makes me indescribably happy. i miss you. honestly what the hell

wishing everyone having a crisis in the notes of this post a very its gonna be okay guys

tags from folklorebeast reading #and it's a long distance friend!!!! #i'm so fucked!!!!ALT

thatss who i made this post about yipee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I don't usually talk about Israel/Palestine, but as an Israeli citizen who doesn't support genocide, I need to speak out.

We're seeing, on a massive scale, news websites release articles saying "Israel bombs hospital in Gaza" and revising it to "Israel, Hamas trade blame for hospital bombing in Gaza". Every single news site is doing the same thing.

New York Times, original headline:

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New York Times, new headline:

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Business Insider, original headline: Hamas says Israeli forces bombed a hospital and killed hundreds of people. The UN has documented dozens of other attacks on healthcare in Gaza." New headline:

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Reuters, original headline:

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Reuters, new headline:

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Politico, original headline:

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Politico, new headline:

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Boston Globe, original headline:

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Boston Globe, new headline:

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Financial Times, original headline:

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Financial Times, new headline:

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Daily Beast, old headline:

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Daily Beast, new headline:

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Every single news site is changing their headlines, but instead of admitting the correction as is done in every single other instance of this updating, they are acting as if this was always their headline. Note the repeated use of "Hamas and Israel trade blame" in the new headlines. This is the power the Israeli military has over the news, the control the US government exerts over every outlet, and the proof there is no unbiased reporting on Israel/Palestine. Our only accurate source is the civilian journalists being killed in Gaza and having their access to the outside world cut off.

(Before this is reposted and I am accused of being a self-hating Israeli citizen and Jew, I need Zionists to understand that the US military is not Judaism, and making the leap from "the US government exerts control over a lot of media" to "Jews control the media" shows more about you than me.)

over 500 civilians, aid workers, and medical personnel were just slaughtered after israel intentionally bombed a hospital, this after they bombed a school where many had taken shelter. this number is expected to rise drastically.

there is nowhere to flee, there is no food, there is no water, no electricity, nothing. they’ve bombed the only border crossing that could have let people out, and they are threatening to bomb aid trucks trying to get in. 6,000 bombs in 6 days in the most densely populated area on earth where over half the population is under the age of 18. they are bombing civilians as they flee. read that again.

there is no justification, wallahi this is genocide

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this is very important to dismantle right away - the idf issued an official warning that they would be bombing not just this hospital, but many others, just hours before this hospital and everyone inside was mercilessly bombarded

hours and days is not enough time to evacuate patients. furthermore, there is nowhere to evacuate them to

don’t believe the narratives that israel and the west will try to spin in the coming days - there is and never will be any justification for this evil

It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as:
"I'm going to make him my wife"
"She's my boyfriend"
"Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?"
"That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met"
"She's a madman who has to be stopped"
"It's not his fault he's a material girl"
Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.

Please refer to me this way

Women are my favorite guy

I remember people in high school burning through 3 cell phones a year, so I'm curious: How many mobile phones have you had in your lifetime?

1-3

4-6

7-9

10+

And lemme know your age (if you feel comfortable!), and when you got your first phone in the tags!

If these options are scuffed I'm sorry, I genuinely have no clue how many phones people are "supposed" to have had (hence the poll)

I thiiiiink 6? possibly 7 but I think 6. And also pls keep in mind I got my first cell phone in 2003.

hi bish x12

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Fuck-all weird looking bitterns

This is super cute! Sometimes snakes bob their heads a bit when tongue-flicking; it's perfectly normal and not a sign for concern if it doesn't come with any neurological symptoms. All's good here!

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